So, just to be clear, this is my reviewing scale:
 

1 shits: Something this bad shouldn’t even exist.
 

2 shits: This sucks so bad I regret buying it, or loathe whoever gave it to me.
 

3 shits: I’m not impressed. I probably wouldn’t buy this again, but it does have SOME redeeming qualities, or seems to be a good effort at something I more categorically dislike (country music, etc.)
 

4 shits: I enjoyed this. I didn’t cream my pants, but I’m glad I’ve got it. Worth picking up, but probably wouldn’t put any of this at the top of my wishlist the second time around.
 

5 shits: Now I’m impressed. I really enjoyed this and it should be pretty freaking obvious from whatever I said in the review. If you seem to have tastes like mine, go buy it, or put it on your wishlist.
 

Note: I reserve the right to give partial shits! Also, I won’t give the bottom ratings just because I don’t LIKE something if it’s still reasonably well done. If it’s just not the type of thing I’m into, but it seems well done (like, if for someone put a gun to my head and made me review a country album) I would probably give it a 3 if I don’t recommend it, but it doesn’t seem all that bad for what it is.